Email marketing

I need something creative and fresh, for my affiliate marketing company. I’ll be filing for a business soon.

A. The dirt becomes overwhelming and takes on a life of it’s own.
B. The neighbor’s complain.
C. The government has to step in with legislature for a buy out.
D. You can’t find your special spot buried beneath the filth.
E. You find yourself distracted by shiny coupons and cats.
F. You wonder what it would be like to get Best Answer.
G. You stop blocking trolls.
H. You build a damn out of toothpicks as an altar to the Almighty Beaver.
I. Start dressing up your finger puppets like dancing with the stars.
J. You’ve named your ******* after your favorite singing duo.
K. You can’t decide between a Free Market Society and Socialism.
L. Start fantasizing about Bewitched’s Samantha’s Evil Twin.
M. You create a business account with FedEX just because of the words: ‘package’, ‘delivery’, ‘goods’, ‘on time’, ‘guarantee’, ‘special’, ‘service’, etc..
N. You need a re-fill…(for your drink) – see your mind IS DIRTY!
O. I’m Pretty!
P. Jesus Loves You and The Bible Told You So.
Q. You like being banned.
R. You ‘accidentally’ go to adult youtube when trying to check your email.
S. You love ‘S’ Words.
T. You think Yamster is Dreamy
U. You would wouldn’t you?
V. Typing fast and hard is Hot!
W. Bunnies and Robots are invited to your parties.
X. Mmmm………..xxx
Y. You’ve forgotten what underwear feels like.
Z. You’ve trained weasles to bring you shiny tribute for your pleasure.

OR:
AA. That just seems appropriate.

I played a sweepstakes were i won a free laptop. but the company that administered the sweeps didn’t deliver the goods. So I want to contact dell about this and get their input anyone know how i can contact them thanks.

I HEARD OF A NEW SITE A FRIEND SAID THAT WAS’NT SELLING STUFF YET BUT WERE OFFERING A FREE GUITAR OF THEIR CHOICE BY SIGNING UP AND LEAVING YOUR EMAIL ADD.AND NAME I GUESS YOUR ENTERED IN THE DRAWING AS A PROMOTION OR SOMETHING IT’S www.worldmarketmusic.com they say something about holding the winners name only 24 hours …if no reply then another name gets drawn and he’s supossed to do this for the first three months and this company has some down beautiful guitars and he customizes them with authentic pickups or whatever you want done to it,,,their saying that the guitars they carry are the absolute best replica’s on the market and i’ve heard so much good stuff about these guitars coming from china , the quality and craftsmanship is there just put authentic pickups in them they say and it will play like a $2000.00 guitar given you don’t get one of the so called trashy ones and trust me from what i’ve researched there are some very shitty ones out there

He scheduled me for a time and then included this in the email…

All images we create together will not be sold or given ownership to any other parties and will only be used in my creative portfolio and other personal marketing materials. For your participation I will give you a copy of all the best images we produce together in addition to 10 fully touched up images that I personally choose for my portfolio. I will not be able to shoot you without me copying your driver’s license or Passport and have you sign a model agreement.

Is the above typical (to have to copy your driver’s license) or is it totally a scam?

jack asked:


I’m not talking about spam (e.g. nigerian scams, or fake viagra emails). I’m talking about emails from companies you buy stuff from or maybe an email from some site you filled out a survey for that sends you a legitimate message.